BOYS, CARS and flABS (silent FL)

I’ve been doing crunches or every sort, leg raises and the most excruciating sit-ups for the past 3 weeks or so but my abs refuse to show themselves. I’m getting really frustrated! Oh, curse that fast food charged vacation!!! What does it take to get them to pop out?!?!?! Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m just doomed to have my little pooch right smack in the middle of my torso for all eternity. NO! I will not tolerate this abomination! I am in charge or my own destiny! As God is my witness, I will reach my innermost aspirations despite the sweetest temptations. Nothing will get into my way of achieving my ultimate goal. I will do everything it takes. This is my promise.

On a lighter note, I got my license! I woke up extra extra early last Tuesday to finally get it done. I went to the San Juan LTO with my driver wherein I waited for more or less 3 f-ing hours. I paid this guy to help me out and speed things up. There was a drug test. There was a medical. There was a written test. I cheated on the last test. Is it still called cheating when the test giver person gives you the answers? Anyway, I paid the little weasel, got my plastic and left. I felt really really excited and grown up and cool and all that but it’s Saturday now and that feeling kinda wore off. I realized that it was utterly pointless to know how to drive and have a license if I don’t know how to park the damn vehicle.

After that ordeal, I went to Ateneo to visit my sexy friend. I brought along my giant backpack with my laptop, Ipod, sketchpad and math homework in it. It was my survival kit for the day because I knew that there was a big chance that I would be spending some time with myself. Oh! I also borrowed Rach’s bro’s old Ateneo ID. Tied that sucker around my belt loop to make it move constantly so no one would take a second look at me. So there I was, hanging out with Kassie in school like a real life college gal (if you don’t know me, yes, I’m really mababaw). Aside from that, I was extremely paranoid, watching out for guards and people who looked like they worked there, glancing back to see if anyone was looking at me suspiciously, lowering my head whenever we walked long distances. Pathetic huh? I had fun. Even though Kassie left for class and I had to be alone for like an hour. My survival kit did come in handy. I pondered over my math homework for the longest time like a real life hardworking student. I’d like to acknowledge Biba and Cris for saving me from being alone even for a short while. Thanks. OOooo I saw Alan again and he’s still cute.

Who’s Alan? He’s Kassie’s cute blockmate who I met at Ara’s debut. It was the best debut ever, by the way. There were fireworks, a chocolate fountain and it was held in the grandest house on a hill I’ve ever seen in real life. Looked like Seth’s house from O.C. I’m not  kidding! It was lovely. Her parents surprised her (and all of us) by driving up a brand new Mazda in the driveway while we were all staring awestruck at the synchronized fireworks in the night sky. Thanks for the invite Ara! Anyway, back to the guy. I sat with Kassie’s blockmates and I got to know them. They’re really cool! The ones that I talked to the most were the guys that came from Ateneo high since Kassie’s closest to them (and considers herself one of the guys which she hates cuz now she’s the girl friend but not the girlfriend). They’re neat and I would have mistaken them for XS guys I’ve never seen in my life. I casually mentioned to Jom big (Kassie’s blockmate) in a YM conference with Kassie a few nights ago that I thought Alan was cute. Jom and Alan appear to be close and he said that I’m not the only one who thinks that. And he’s right. It’s cute that I share my little crush with one of my friends. You know who you are.  

Patng’s coming back Saturday night! I told her I’ll take her shopping and college hopping. Weeeee! I can’t wait to see what she looks like na! Gosh. What if I’m fatter than her? Must not eat. OH fine! Everyone knows I’m all talk when it comes to dieting. When she arrives, I’ll be at Dee’s party thing doing exactly what I came back for: having the time of my life and sharing every moment of it with my friends. (awww senti moment).